Saturday, September 27, 2008
Tales of Ernest's failure

Zz right before the EOYS my brother buys a new xbox game, Tales of Vesperia. It is part of the Tales series and it is drawn in anime 3d style. Yes, there is such a thing.BEHOLD! THE GREATEST GAME KNOWN TO ERNEST IN THE PAST YEAR!!!!


Game play:D
Sure sure it's pixellated but i don't care screw off if you wanna complain:D

i'll go fail my exams now:D BYE


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Lol okay seriously, here's how it went:

START YOUR EXAM DESUNE?!!?!?

*writes furiously*
*notices the word”旅行”*
*OH CRAPS IS IT RYORI OR RYOKOU*
*FAILS QUESTION*
*CONTINUES*
*FAILS FIRST QUESTION OF PARTICLES: THE ANSWER IS にも*
*CONTINUES WITH PAPER*
*STOPS AT PAGE 7/9 FOR LISTENING*
*SERIOUSLY EPIC FAILS LISTENING- THINKS I HAS 7/15*
*CONTINUES WITH 8/9 PAGE*
*DOES COMPO(9/9 PAGE)
*OKAY COMPO*
*CHECKS PAPER 3 TIMES*
*SLACKS*
*PAPER GETS COLLECTED*
*GET BAG*
*GO OUT*
*MENTAL /WRIST FOR FAILING EVERYTHING*
*EMOS AT HOME*
/end how it went

Lol blubber cake lah gg


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Wah sian so fast already end of September liao lah... Gone case lah so many exams and our teachers are kinda shiet. Go see S lah, what talk pigs during class.
*REANACTMENT *
s: guys, stop wasting time. Minus 1 mark.
Group:.... Okay. Toda-
s: I'm sorry to interupt but I have to say something. Once when I was going NUS i saw a group of pigs walking across the road in front of my car. There was 1 adult boar and 3 piglets walking in a straight line!
group: o.O
*/REANACTMENT*
Lol so stupid lah. Funny but stupid though.

I'm surprised i didn't post after jap EOY. I thought i did, but i didn't
GO SHORT TERM MEMORY, WORK WONDERS WHY DON"T YOU!?!??!?!

Okay so here's how it went:
FAIL
/FACEPALM


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Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Butter-werewolves in my stomach

WAHHHHH sian tomorrow is the EOY for jap...

I studied lah but I'm still screwed cos I'm so damn lucky. Sian 11 chapters of kanji and grammar can make one lose his brain. And his head from excessive facepalm-ing.

Stupid nicholas act pro lah, last minute cram 11 chapters. I HOPE YOU FAIL. MOCK MY HARD WORK DO YOU? SCREW YOUUUUUUUUU!

Sian lah, today some guy in 1P got ownt by the chair. Not being an insensitive cow, but he had a pretty deep cut on his head from falling on the chair(?) or something. Lol 1P was playing dodgeball in class:D

So then there was this imba crowd surrounding the guy in pain, suffocating him and stealing his oxygen. GO LOLCROWD.

Sian I'm being stupid again cos I'm nervous. BLOOWEEPOOTAHH


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Monday, September 22, 2008
Japral

Lol today was my Jap oral exams. Sian lah the last part right, I said the English equivalent of twelve o'clock thirty. GAHHH

I think that will minus 1/2 mark liao. OH NOES
WHAT SHALL I DOES.

Sian diao then I bet the rest also cannot get perfect lor, except for the memorization part, the part where supposed to memorize a script to self-introduce. I bet I do well in that part 'cos I repeated that damn part 74 times. It's stuck in my head even if I don't want to remember it. But the stupid conversation part screwed me up lah, served me like kebab on a blooming stick, damnit, a STICK?!

The best part was that I was able to skip last period, english :D I heard from my friends that actually if you have oral exams, you can skip last period, regardless of your exam timings. And I heard from 1P that Mrs. Selvan didn't even know there was a oral today until they told her. lolcat


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Saturday, September 20, 2008
Jap!!

Lol these few days never post cos I was busy. Yes, contrary to popular belief, I do have a life. Thank you very much. Sian the Jap tests coming up then need to study. Sian I already suck at English oral, which is supposed to be my best language(can't be chinese right?), then how the hell can I do Jap oral? Sian I bet you that actually I memorize my script perfectly, but because I am nervous then forget. Always like that lah! For OC oral, at home I memorize till so nice, then suddenly go up need script. SO NERVOUS OMGWTHBBQHOTSAUCE. That's why I hate oral. I blame you, chair. DIE CHAIR *Beats up chair till it bleeds plastic blood*


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Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Lol, I are bored and are making up for the fact that me sucks so much therefore s=mc^2.



You Are Midnight



You are more than a little eccentric, and you're apt to keep very unusual habits.

Whether you're a night owl, living in a commune, or taking a vow of silence - you like to experiment with your lifestyle.

Expressing your individuality is important to you, and you often lie awake in bed thinking about the world and your place in it.

You enjoy staying home, but that doesn't mean you're a hermit. You also appreciate quality time with family and close friends.



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Ahahahahaha I'm so totally screwed today. Lol, so totally going to fail math and chinese crappp.
I might as well just keel and die right now lah. Friggin geog got 15.5 like wth almost fail lah. But what I totally don't get is the friggin GPA. How the hell can it suddenly drop down to like 1.2? like wth? impossible lah...

ZZZ I'll go and emo in the corner and slunk into depression now. Maybe I should just join some mass teenager suicide cult.

Lol, I feel like I'm talking to a wall. A pretty wall.


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Tuesday, September 16, 2008
Like, omigosh, I'm, like, screwed, like, totally, like, screwed yo?

Lol. This tard seems to make it a habit to study for tests one night before. Sian lah I suck at math and like I can't really understand algebra well lor. I'm going to fail this test lah then my gpa sure dieded. I like spent 3 hours doing algebra revision and like now I'm just starting on angle properties and pythagoras theorem and mind you, I'm good at neither. Sigh...

Though my parents don't put much stress on me, the pressure of competition in RI is bad enough lor. Even though my gpa quite high, it's not because I'm smart lor, it's just cause I do work properly and the tests which have high percentage I do reasonably well. I think I'm the stupidest person in class lah. Nicholas Tan seems retarded but he actually quite smart. Ian is so damn slack but he is so friggin smart lah. Isaac supposedly good at math.... I just realized I'm not good at anything sian. Well-roundedness should just shrivel and die. Lol well-roundedness.

Pun desune?
Round=ernest
ness=erNEST

Okay that's enough pessimistic thoughts, think happy thoughts!
You're a failure at life! Wow, that's optimistic.


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Monday, September 15, 2008
Gasping for air?

During philo today, while some of our classmates were doing their COI, a group of classmates and I died on the spot. We played Heartattack.(ahohoho so funneh... stitch stitch!) Lol we had some stupid rules such as pregnancy like what the heck? When you get hit once or when you're supposed to hit someone and you superbly missed everyone, you get 3 months pregnant. Everytime you get hit, you would get another 3 months pregnant. Somewhat of a negative scoring system :D At the end of the game i had like, 42 months pregnant or something like that. Go figure. Supposedly, if you get 9 months pregnant, you would undergo "torture chamber" lol. Basically just a group of people harassing one guy and he's not allowed to retaliate. Harassing= 10 people ticking you and jabbing you or punching you at the same time. You guys are sick man, reaaaaal sick. Luckily everybody got pregnant(sounds wrong) so nobody went for the torture chamber.
Lol now I can sing(offtune) while doing the happy beat! The happy beat is supposedly used with a cup but which genius brings a cup to school?
There goes the end of my first post ne?


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Seeing that almost all my friends have blogs, I decided to start a blog too:D Yeah, I'm a sucker to peer pressure. I shouldn't have said that. Oh well.


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