Tuesday, October 14, 2008
His story

Tomorrow is the history EOY, darnit. Die liao lah I know how to do the paper but I probably won't even have enough time lor.

Today I was.... assaulted(euphemism) by the wonderful people known as Benjamin, Jerome, Matthew and Li Hong. Thanks alot guys. So they were like, last one up the stairs (couldn't hear the rest). I was like, huh? So I strolled up the stairs, while the rest were up in an instant. Suddenly, when I reached the top of the flight of stairs, Matthew grabbed me and tried to push me down. I moved away and he lost his grip of me. Then I fleed. But they caught me. At first only had Matthew and Benjamin, but then Li Hong and Jerome came from they other side. So Matthew was holding me tight and he asked Benjamin to tickle me. Being the ticklish guy I am, I sternly warned Benjamin that he would DIE if he dared to tickle me. So he screwed off. Then Li Hong arrived from the other side and tried to tickle me. So in a desperate bid, I round-house kicked Li Hong in his nether regions. Wasn't aiming, just lucky. So he screwed off too. Then, Matthew took me to the ground. I attacked his head and he didn't get off. So I grabbed him by the neck and took his head to the ground. After alot of persuasion and begging, they let me off.

Okay I admit I was very rough today, sorry. Now I know how Benjamin and Darren feel when they get violated.

Okay to the me being ticklish part. YuXuan said that it was because I'm fat. But I STRONGLY DISAGREEEEE. NICHOLAS IS SKINNY LIKE HECK AND HE"S TICKLISH TOO.

Okay so after school ( 3 okays in 3 paras), I went to J8 for lunch. Nice pepper chicken. Then I went to MOELC to collect my Jap results. I had 75.9 upon 100. Apparently better than alot of people in class. But at first, I didn't know. Then I was like, damn lah only 75.9. Then YuXuan stared at me menacingly, and proceeded to KAIZAH BEAM me. Ken and YuXuan had scores lower than me. I won't reveal them lest I risk my face. So my end year GPA was 3.6, like 75%? I was like, somebody give me 5% so I get 4.0, then Edwin was like somebody give me 2% so i would get 3.6. After that we went to KFC. Ken bought food and I stole it. Expensive pepper chicken.